"As you can see from my aesthetically fetching graph, the most purposeful level of flirtation is found in small, yet revealing gestures: making consistent eye contact, making small talk, sitting or standing near you, laughing at your jokes, teasing you, etc. People engaging in this sort of behavior are flirting with you hardcore; they’re practically spraying you like a crazed, territory-marking cat. No, they are not “just really friendly” – no one is really friendly. That’s stupid.  Everyone is a dick.”

"As you can see from my aesthetically fetching graph, the most purposeful level of flirtation is found in small, yet revealing gestures: making consistent eye contact, making small talk, sitting or standing near you, laughing at your jokes, teasing you, etc. People engaging in this sort of behavior are flirting with you hardcore; they’re practically spraying you like a crazed, territory-marking cat. No, they are not “just really friendly” – no one is really friendly. That’s stupid.  Everyone is a dick.”

Posted on Jun 23 with 56 notes